Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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