Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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