Rock
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Fuck
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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