belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm bleeding and have questions
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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