how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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