so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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