i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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