i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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