no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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