I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
