Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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