are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
i think my cat just said my name.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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