im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
