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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Let's paint friendship bongs
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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