It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
