This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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