:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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