I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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