It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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