Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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