an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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