Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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