your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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