We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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