Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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