I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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