I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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