i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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