I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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