My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Randomize
