no. you can't hotbox the world.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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