you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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