Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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