Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
In other news, I just burned my penis
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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