Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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