its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I wish you could order shots online.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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