Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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