i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Acid is not a monday night drug
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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