Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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