In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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