everyone is single if you try hard enough
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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