If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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