omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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