no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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