If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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