It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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