i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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