hotel room ftw
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So apparently I’m into choking now
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
