so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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