i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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