problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
