North Korea, Best Korea!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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