I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
