I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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