Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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