So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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