I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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